What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…